For Christian believers, the Book of Revelations prophesies a sequence of events when the end of of the world is near.
I’ve taken excerpt here w/ some comments in bold:
- The Lamb Breaks the Seals
- First Seal: One who is both a king and a conqueror rides forth on a white horse. (6:1-2) uh huh
- Second Seal: A rider on a red horse brings war. (6:3-4) more metaphors
- Third Seal: A rider on a black horse brings famine. (6:5-6) famine everywhere
- Fourth Seal: A rider on a pale horse brings death. (6:7-8) deaths everyday
- Fifth Seal: The souls of the martyrs “under the altar” cry out for vengeance. (6:9-11) middle east is pissed
- Sixth Seal: There are earthquakes and natural disasters. (6:12-17) 100+ this century and counting
- 144,000 of “all the tribes of Israel” are “sealed.” (7:1-8)
- A vast multitude worship God after coming out of the Great Tribulation. (7:9-17)
- Seventh Seal: The breaking of the seventh seal begins another series: the seven trumpets. (8:1-5) here comes the band!
- The Angels Sound the Trumpets
- First Trumpet: Hail and fire destroy a third of the trees and grass. (8:6-7) plenty of snowstorms and firestorms
- Second Trumpet: A third of the oceans are destroyed. (8:8-9) oil spills
- Third Trumpet: A third of the rivers and springs are poisoned. (8:10-11) oil spills
- Fourth Trumpet: A third of the sky is darkened. (8:12-13) volcanic ash – we just need mt. hekla
- Fifth Trumpet: A plague of “locusts” terrorize the Earth for five months. (9:1-12)
- Sixth Trumpet: An army of 200 million kills a third of Earth’s population. (9:13-21)
- John eats a little book which is sweet in his mouth, but bitter in his stomach. (10:1-11)
- Two witnesses prophesy for 3½ years, are killed, and come back to life. (11:1-14)
- Seventh Trumpet: The ark of the covenant appears in the heavenly temple. (11:15-19)
- John sees a woman clothed with the sun, the moon, and the stars. (12:1-6)
- Satan is cast down to the Earth. (12:7-12)
- The dragon persecutes the people of God. (12:13-17)
- The beast from the sea makes war with the people of God. (13:1-10)
- The beast from the land forces people to worship the beast from the sea. (13:11-18)
- John sees 144,000, “having his Father’s name written on their foreheads,” with the Lamb on Mount Zion. (14:1-5)
- Three angels proclaim judgment. (14:6-13)
- The angels reap the harvest. (14:14-20)
So when do the locusts (killer bees) and 200 million militants arrive?
Read more at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Revelation

